Spirit Halloween Shop

There is no place more depressing than a #SpiritHalloween Shop, always in a vacant storefront in a dying mall and air conditioning optional, and giving a few local stones youth about two months of menial employment.

Any, if you don’t want to be a character from a movie that wasn’t even popular when it was released 20 years ago, here is my summary of the women’s costume options:

• sexy vampire

• Sexy witch

• naughty sexy cop (fur handcuffs included but you gotta pay extra for the baton even though it’s in the picture)

• naughty sexy nun or evil nun

• Black Leotard sexy cat (leotard sold separately as well as cat ears)

Oh and sexy naughty nurse, naughty sexy librarian, sexy naughty maid - feel free to remind me of what I have forgotten.

Men can be goofy this and scary that, but women? At least according to Spirit Shop, see above.

As a Professor of Science, I am struggling to find a common denominator to all these options. If you can help, please do so.