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Ode to a Minor Argument


I'm sorry I bought the Country Boy Biscuits

With sausage

I did not know we already had a full box

Of Jimmy Dean biscuits.

With sausage.

I did not do it

To hurt you.

I saw them at Wal-Mart

And I was hungry.

I should have checked with you first.

Let's not argue about

The fourteen roll

Pack of toilet paper.

You know we'll need that.

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